Adds up to disaster.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Two blondes were flying to New York from San Diego. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced, “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry we have three engines left.”

Thirty minutes later, the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don’t worry we have two engines left.”

In another fifteen minutes the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don’t worry we have one engine left.”

One blonde looked at the other blonde and said, “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”

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