High and dry
And into the fire.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said. “Careful!
Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now!
We need more butter. Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! Careful. Careful! I said be careful!
You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Don’t forget to salt them! You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!”
His wife stared at him.
“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”