And hard place
Suits her fine.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A college student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, “I’d like you to send my green suitcase to Atlanta, and my red suitcase to Dallas.”
The confused agent said, “I’m sorry, we can’t do that.”
The girl replied, “Really? I’m so relieved to hear you say that, because that’s exactly what you did to my luggage last year!”