Aches and pains
Stimulates the economy.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A lady, standing at the counter of a fast-food restaurant, noticed a big sign posted behind the counter that read, “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.”
The lady remarked to the cashier, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”