A pre-meal ultimatum.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

At a fine-dining restaurant, the waiter approached a man who was carefully studying the menu. “May I take your order, sir?” he asked.

“Well, I was wondering how you prepare your chicken,” the man replied.

“Oh, it’s nothing too special, sir,” the waiter confided, “We just tell them straight out they’re going to die.”

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