Walk the beat
And through security.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The school-bus driver stopped to pick up a kindergarten student. The bus driver saw an older woman hugging the boy as he left his house.
When the boy stepped on the bus, the driver asked, “Is that your grandma?”
“Yes,” the boy said, “She’s come to visit us for Thanksgiving.”
“How nice,” the bus driver said. “Where does she live?”
“At the airport,” the boy replied. “Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her.”