A pay raise
Just got a little less exciting.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking depressed.
“Hey, what’s wrong with you?” he asked.
“Oh, it’s my wife,” replied the man with a sigh. “She’s hired a new secretary for me.”
“Well, nothing wrong in that,” he said. “Is she blonde or brunette?”
“Neither. He’s bald.”