From the movies
Confronts media bias.
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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, D.C., when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of
her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, in full view of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back and lets go of
the girl. The biker brings her to her terrified parents,
who thank him endlessly. A reporter has witnessed the entire
The reporter says, “Sir, this
was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in
my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing really, the
lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger
and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go
unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and this story will be on the front page of tomorrow’s paper. So, what do you do
for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions. He reads on the front
“U.S. Marine Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Lunch”