With the wrong stuff
For avoiding sand traps.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A Texas billionaire had fallen ill. The doctors consulted could not figure out why he was sick. He let it be known that any doctor who could heal him could have whatever he desired.
A country doctor was finally able to cure him, and as the doctor was leaving after a week’s stay at the mansion, the Texan said, “Doc! I am a man of my word. You name it, and if it is humanly possible, I’ll get it for you.”
“Well,” said the doctor, “I love to play golf, so if I could have a matching set of golf clubs, that would be fine.” With that, the physician left.
The doctor didn’t hear from his patient for several months. Then, one day he got a phone call from him.
“Doc, I’ll bet you thought that I had gone back on my word. I have your matching set of golf clubs. The reason it took so long is that two of them didn’t have swimming pools, and I didn’t think they were good enough for ya. So I had pools installed on the properties, and they’re all ready for you now!”