And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A lady called up a pet store and said, “I’d like to order 2,000 cockroaches.”
“What in the world do you want with 2,000 cockroaches?” asked the astonished clerk.
“Well,” she replied, “I am moving today, and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found it.”