A run for his money
Suggestion solved the problem.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel with the flat off, but when he stood up, he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.
A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the spare tire in place until he could get to a service station.
The motorist thanked him for the great idea and said, “I don’t know why you’re in that place.”
The patient said, “I’m in here for being crazy, not for being stupid.”