You're under oath
Tests his night vision.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies as he approached the runway for his first night landing. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: “Guess who?”
The controller switched the field lights off and replied: “Guess where!”