Walk the beat
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Once her divorce was final, Sharon went to the local DMV and asked to have her maiden name reinstated on her driver’s license.
“Will there be any change of address?” the clerk asked.
“No,” Sharon replied.
“Oh, good!” she said, clearly delighted. “You got the house.”