Hit the pan
Plays to the crowd.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Coach Jones called little Bobby in from center field during a Little League game to have a talk with him.
“See here, Bobby,” said the coach, “You know the principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices. You also know we don’t tolerate temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire or abusive language. Do I make myself clear?”
“Yes, sir,” replied Bobby.
“Well, then Bobby,” sighed Coach Jones, “would you please try to explain the rules to your mother?”