You're under oath
No cause for celebration.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in the U.S. Capitol this Christmas season.
This isn’t for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in Washington, D.C.
A search for a virgin continues.
There will be no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.