Off the hook
Gives it his best shot.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, “I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?”
The man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that, “No, you may NOT play through, and your handicap does not give you such a right.”
The foursome was on the first green. The man who told the deaf mute he could not play through was about to putt the ball into the hole when he was hit on the head with a golf ball and knocked out cold.
When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and there stood the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.