From the jitters.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s

offering:

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his

wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the

matter?”

He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m

sure it will be all right.’”

“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”

“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”

Got
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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