From the jitters.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's
offering:
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his
wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the
matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm
sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"