In his tracks.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's
offering:
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out
of a bush and starts chasing them.
Both campers start running for their lives when one of them stops to put on his
running shoes.
His friend says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"