Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A piece of string goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t allow string in this bar.”
Dejected, the string leaves the bar and takes a seat outside on the curb. The string is overcome by despair and begins sobbing violently on the street, his body twisting and turning as he ties himself into knots over the rejection.
To add to his despair, a stray dog grabs him by the head and shakes him violently – tugging him like a toy and shredding his hair.
The string eventually regains his composure, stands up
and dusts himself off.
“I won’t allow that bartender to do that to me,” he declares.
Walking back into the bar, he sits back down in the same seat. The bartender yells, “Hey! Aren’t you that string I just threw out?”
The string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”