High and dry
Gets into a jam while making toast.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
While visiting my sister in the hospital, I stopped in the cafeteria for
breakfast. I put a piece of bread on the moving toaster rack and waited for it to
pass under the heated coils and return golden brown.
Instead, it got stuck at the back of the toaster and I couldn’t reach it. The
woman next in line quickly seized a pair of tongs, reached in and fished out the
piece of toast. “You must be an emergency worker,” I joked.
“No,” she replied with a grin. “I’m an obstetrician.”