Gets into a jam while making toast.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

While visiting my sister in the hospital, I stopped in the cafeteria for

breakfast. I put a piece of bread on the moving toaster rack and waited for it to

pass under the heated coils and return golden brown.

Instead, it got stuck at the back of the toaster and I couldn’t reach it. The

woman next in line quickly seized a pair of tongs, reached in and fished out the

piece of toast. “You must be an emergency worker,” I joked.

“No,” she replied with a grin. “I’m an obstetrician.”

Got
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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