On the fairway
A walk on the wild side.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
President Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nations in upstate New York.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate. Although Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.”
At the conclusion of his speech, the tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.”
The proud president then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had bestowed upon Obama.
They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of poop it can no longer fly.