Of marriage.
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offering:
Every year, Smitty and his wife Martha went to the State Fair. And every year,
Smitty would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year,
Martha would reply, "I know, Smitty, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten
dollars is ten dollars."
This one year Smitty and Martha went to the fair and Smitty said, "Martha, I'm
71-years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance. "
Martha replied, "Smitty, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is
ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up
for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge
you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars." Smitty and Martha agreed, and up they
went.
The pilot performed all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is
heard. He even does a nose dive, pulling up 15 feet above the ground, but still not a
word. They land and the pilot turns to Smitty, "By golly, I did everything I could think
of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Smitty replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out ... but ten
dollars is ten dollars!"
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