Delivers an ultimatum.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know where

her Sunday edition was.

“Ma’am, said the employee, today is Saturday.The Sunday paper is not delivered ’til


There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of


“So that’s why no one was in church today.”

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