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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
“Things I Did To Deserve The Nobel Peace Prize” by Barack Obama
“Other Black People I’ve Met While Yachting’ by Tiger Woods
“Things I Love About My Country” by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan, with
illustrations by Michael Moore
“My Christian Accomplishments And How I Helped After Katrina” by Revs. Jesse
Jackson & Al Sharpton
“Things I Love About Bill” by Hillary Clinton
“Things I Love About Hillary, The Sequel” by Bill Clinton
“Things I Cannot Afford” by Bill Gates
“Things I Would Not Do For Money” by Dennis Rodman
“Things We Know To Be True” by Al Gore & John Kerry
“Amelia Earhart’s Guide To The Pacific”
“A Collection of Motivational Speeches” by Dr. Jack Kevorkian
“All the Men We’ve Loved Before” by Ellen DeGeneres & Rosie O”Donnell
“The Amish Phone Directory”
“My Plan To Find The Real Killer(s)” by O.J. Simpson
“How To Drink And Drive Safely” by Ted Kennedy
“My Book of Morals” by Bill Clinton & Tiger Woods, with introduction by Rev.
“Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy” by Nancy Pelosi
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Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
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