You're under oath
Doesn’t add up.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
The Dept. of Defense briefed President Obama this morning.
They told Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone’s surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly
shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many are in a brazilian?”
No surprise, since he obviously has no understanding of how many are in a billion
or trillion either.
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