For the dead
Hits the highway.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
After Laura was pulled over for speeding, she told her four-year-old daughter Olivia, “That was not a good thing that Mommy did. I was going too fast, and that’s why the policeman gave me a ticket”
“What’s the ticket mean?” Olivia asked.
Laura replied, “It means I have to pay a lot of money as a punishment.”
The little girl then asked, “Why didn’t he just spank you instead?”