By cold, hard truth
Laps up attention.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
A stranger entered a little country store and noticed a sign warning, “Danger!
Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog
asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
“Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” he asked the owner.
“Yep, that’s him,” came the reply.
The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a
dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”
“Because,” the owner explained, “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping
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