Walk the beat
Man’s golf game.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
A man and his friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One
of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession
on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap,
closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have
ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.