You're under oath
Reflects wife’s insecurity.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible and I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s darn near perfect!”