Not a leg
Becomes easy prey.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day,
WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still
deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted
they head out together in search of her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing
not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a
thick bush and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife said, “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing,” said the husband, “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”
great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.