And gets steered wrong.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here

is today’s offering:

A woman was driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police

officer pulled her over. “License and registration, please.”

“It’s OK, officer, she replied. “I have a special license that allows me to

do this.”

“That’s impossible! There is no such license,” said the cop.

The woman reached into her purse and handed him her license.

“This is an ordinary license, Miss. There’s nothing here that would allow

you special consideration,” he told her.

She replied: “It says so right here at the bottom: ‘Tear Along The Dotted

Line.’”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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