Has the last word.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here

is today’s offering:

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of religious service when she was startled by an
intruder.

As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home
of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!”
(“Turn from your sin and be baptized”)

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman
calmly called the police and explained what she had
done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the old
lady did was yell a scripture to you.”

“Scripture?” replied the burglar. “She said she had an
axe and two 38′s!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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