Serves up laughs.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A man enters and orders a martini. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies “150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, and advanced medical technology.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.” He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

This time the guy responds, “100.”

Immediately the robot starts talking about football, NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies, “uh … 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you still happy
you voted for Obama?”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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