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Add insult to injury.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man is sitting in a bar, far from home, when Barack Obama comes on TV.
The man looks at the TV and says, “Obama is a horse’s behind.”
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Nancy Pelosi appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, “She is a horse’s behind too!”
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, “I take it this is Obama country?”
“Nope,” replies the bartender. “Horse country.”