Because ye ask not
When you’re sleep deprived.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Tom had this problem of not sleeping well and then getting up late in the morning. He was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it.
Tom went to his doctor. The doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
“Boss,” he said, “The pill actually worked!”
“That’s all fine” said the boss, “But where were you yesterday?”