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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired.
He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
“But you can’t!” protested the boss.
“Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?”