Hits home.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A husband is talking to his wife on her deathbed.

Wife: “If you remarry will you let your new wife sleep in our marital bed?”
Husband: “Oh, dear, please don’t talk like that.”

Wife: “If you remarry will you let your new wife drive my Mercedes?”
Husband: “Honey, I can’t stand the thought of losing you.”

Wife: “If you remarry will you let your new wife use my golf clubs?”
Husband: “Of course not. She’s left-handed.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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