Off the hook
No laughing matter.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
While waiting for the presidential press conference to begin, the reporter approached a man standing alone in a corner. “So,” said the journalist, “have you heard the latest joke about the president?”
The man pinned him with a steely gaze. “Before you tell it, I must inform you that I work for the White House.”
“Thanks for the warning,” rejoined the reporter. “I’ll tell it slowly.”