Hit the pan
Paved with gold.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son’s driving and take advantage of the hair-raising situation instead.
I put a bumper sticker on the car that says, “How’s my driving?” along with a 1-900 phone number.
“At 50 cents a call, I made $47.50 last week!”