As it lays
Comes to her senses.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A lady walks in to see the doctor and says: “Doctor (excuse me), I have this problem (excuse me) with gas. I keep passing (excuse me) gas, it’s not (excuse me) stinky (excuse me) and doesn’t make any noise (excuse me) but I find it very embarrassing.”
The doctor writes up a prescription and tells her to take 2 pills a day and return in a week.
One week later the lady returns and says, “Doctor, (excuse me) I took those pills and they did nothing (so sorry) to stop the gas. In fact, you still can’t hear me pass gas (forgive me) but now it smells just awful!”
The doctor replies, “Good, now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll work on your hearing next!”