Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching television when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen.
“What would you like for dinner my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?” she asked.
I replied, “Well, thank you sweetie, I’ll have beef.”
She snapped back, “You’re having soup. I was talking to the dog.”