Sweet nothings.
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Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching television when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" she asked.
I replied, "Well, thank you sweetie, I'll have beef."
She snapped back, "You're having soup. I was talking to the dog."