At the bar
Learn the rules of the road.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Texas is planning to produce its own version of the reality-show “Survivor.”
The eight teams of contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They’ll proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they head to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally drive back to Dallas.
Each team will be driving a pink Volvo with different bumper stickers that read:
1. Vote Democrat
2. Honk If You Love Same-Sex Marriage
3. Boycott Beef
4. I Love the Dixie Chicks
5. Obama 2012
6. George Strait Sucks
7. Hillary For President
8. I’m Here to Confiscate Your Guns
The first team to make it back to Dallas alive wins.