From South Carolina
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it
above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?” he yelled forcefully.
No one answered.
“All right, I’m going to have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back
outside by the time I finish, I’m going to do what I done in Texas! And I don’t
want to have to do what I done in Texas!”
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another
beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of
the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy looked back and said, “I had to walk home.”