A pay raise
Stack the deck.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing poker. The dog was playing with extraordinary skill.
“This is a very smart dog,” the man commented.
“Not so smart,” said one of the players. “Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.”