And hard place
Full of hot air.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned down because he was too hot, then he asked that it be turned up because he was too cold, and so on for about an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry.
Finally, another diner sitting nearby asked the waiter why they didn’t just show the pest the door.
“Oh, I don’t care,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”