You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The principal made it a habit to visit the classrooms one day a week. He walked into the 4th-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.
They came up with 40 names.
The principal boasted that in his day students knew the names of all the states.
One boy snickered, “Yes, but in those days there were only 13.”