Raises alarms.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Two mothers are having a conversation about their children one day.

“How do you get your son up so early on school mornings?” asks the first woman.

“Oh, that’s easy,” replies the second. “I just put the cat on his bed.”

“And that wakes him up?”

“Oh, absolutely. He sleeps with the dog!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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