At the bar
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
When the neighbor boy was in the ninth grade, his mother reluctantly agreed to let him move into the basement. However, it annoyed her to have to stand at the top of the staircase and yell for him to come to breakfast each morning.
She came up with the idea to flick the basement light on and off, as a way to signal to him it was time to eat.
One morning she flicked the switch, and nothing happened. So, she rapidly flicked it several more times.
“I’m on my way,” her son called up. “You don’t have to yell.”